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the more you ignore me, the closer i get
09.04.04 (8:58 pm)   [edit]

Time for all the little t-blog poodles out there to get thier next injection of well us. So i would ask what have you all been up to lately and how you are but i most probably wouldnt care so lets get to the point. Now all around the world things movies are being made songs are being sung and pictures are being painted, drawn, taken and whatever. And through out all these things one factor annoys me no end and it is how you say 'censorship'. Yes censorship, because we in this new world are supposed to have a bigger freedom but even still a lot of what we do has a little black square super-imposed on it with Censorship written across it in white writing. They say they cesor it so that it doesnt affect people and make them become violent or whatever they call it. But you dont see the censor people running around waving machetes or trying to dominate the world using a series of mirrors and a pen torch. So obviously it cant be that bad. And stopping violence in movies where it is fake is kinda funny because you can watch the news and see and hear about more violence that is real. Ugh ive had enough i shall pass this over to my partner in crime Mr Fame.

Oh and stay tuned for the gold cow may come questioning soon (oooooh mystery)


 censorship is a bit of a double edged sword. we have the freedoms to say and do most of whatever we want, as long as it doesn't really hurt anybody. now, let me explain how censorship should work. howard stern needs to be censored. mainly cuz he's a big moron with stupid hair. he does no good and gives no information or knowledge to the world about anything important. i'm glad they pulled the plug on him. but why can i still hear him whining? oh cuz he's capable of doing nothing else. that's an example of good censorship. i'll give you a bad one. the radio. don't bleep out the words. c'mon. we've all heard em. if you don't wanna hear it, turn off yer radio. who listens to the radio anyway? next, movies. there's a problem in my state with people refusing to watch rated R movies. i can understand wanting to avoid nudity cuz c'mon, it's just uncomfortable. but violence and language = entertainment. just see the movie, it's not gonna hurt you. most of the best movies are rated R anyway.


here's the bottom line. people are gonna say and do whatever they want. get used to it. you can't hide under yer little security blanket and it'll all go away. it's all still gonna be out there whether you like it or not. and hey, if they stop making movies and music, you'll always have this blog to come home to.

 
on the 8th day god created marshmallows. on the 9th, sarcasm.
08.01.04 (9:45 am)   [edit]

Welcome back my pretty little poodles for tis time for another post from the dynamic duo which is me and The Fame. It has been along time coming but it is finally here, time for you to get your next fix of Megalomania. We were please to find out that many a blogger read our previous post but we still are let down by the fact that none of you have sent us and presents/questions/topics anything we are very dissappointed in you. But now on with the SHOW! Some of you may be thinking that this is just another ordinary blog but NO! Before your eyes like superman in a telephone both it changes. Changes into something more something interesting, not the same boring muck that is served everyday from the keyboards of the teeny bopper masses. This is original it is unique it is.....

THE TOP 7.5!!!


today's top 7.5 is brought to you by your friendly neighborhood bloggermen. or just me. here we go.


[u][b]THE TOP 7.5 GOOEY THINGS THAT GROSS ME OUT[/b][/u]
1. Marshmallows!
2. Yogurt
3. Jello (and why must there be carrots in it?)
4. Pudding (sorry mr. cosby)
5. Melted candy bars
6. Lotion
7. Old People
7.5 Did i already say marshmallows?
 
And they said we had died.
07.08.04 (12:11 am)   [edit]
I see your surprised by our sudden return and if you dont know us or anything wait for a little bit and you shall find out all that. But for now you must be thinking hey shouldnt this have a point to it or a moral or at least a rhyming couplet? Well think again because this isnt your average blog, no no no this is the pinnicle of what blogging should be. It should be original, witty, insightful but not too insightful or as we call it creative.

But then again this post does have a point, the point not being so sharp but more blunt. The world has been becoming less and less creative. if you have not guess we are talking about the decline of creativity. It is happening everywhere music is becoming repetitive very few solo artists or bands able to make something new, movies repeating the same stories but in different formats, blogs reciting the same meaningless drivel as the one you opened before it.

We need some change i hope we can inspire a spark inside your narrow minds to broaden your landscapes. That ends this half of the tour I now give control over to The Fame. And dont forget please send in questions for the golden cow, or topics for discussion.

1 month can seem like such a long time. We've left you all out in the blogging desert with only a few drops of water to keep you crawling for more. I don't feel sorry for going on hiatus for a while, you people deserved it. Believe it or not, but if i'm not mistaken, this is the only dual input blog on the site. And by dual input, i mean it's run by 2 eccentric individuals who live very far apart.(respectively)

For those of you who don't know us, or don't remember us i'll give you a brief intro. I'm running on a crappy alias ala 'the fame, fame, or fatal' nerdy name fatalfame. My australian counterpart being the plain, pc, or just plain. ha! mr. plainclothes21. We both are sort of on a mission to save the ever declining blogging world. The decline of creativity. Blogs these days have turned into pretty much nonsense. It's all scandalous pictures, crazy ranting, look at me i have this/kinda crap. It's easy as junk to make it to the top 100. You can either choose to reveal everything about your personal life, or just post pictures cuz people are too lazy to read. I've given this speech before in many forms, but you all very well know it's true. Creativity doesn't just have to relate to blogging, it is everywhere. I saw a license plate the other day that said "JOE 771" what in the world made this guy do that? "do you have any JOE license plates available?" umm no sorry, JOE 1-770 is taken. "ok gimme JOE 771." can't we try a little harder? and yes, that is a 100% true story.

Believe me, i would have rather been writing about a few things i noticed in spiderman 2. But SOMEONE *cough* hasn't seen it yet! :p So rather than your favorite horse jockey turned spidey, tobey mcguire, you got the start using yer brain speech. Actually, you don't even have to use your brain, just read our junk and we'll take good care of you.
 
Have you ever played that game?
06.02.04 (2:02 am)   [edit]
=http://img52.photobucket.com/... Oh the days have gone by, it feels like it's been forever. Citizens, you are being punished. That's right, such poor response. For shame. We tried oh so very hard for you people, it's hard you know. That is why you will see little randomness once in a while until we feel you have earned us back by popular demand. Look at the trash that has come about since we've been on break. You all need to be reminded of the blogging rules.

-1. Don't put music on your blog. We don't care what you listen to, nobody does. It's just annoying. (I don't care if there's a stop button either. My stop button is the little X in the corner.)
-2. Stop trying to be crazy and original. Deep down, we all know all you want is to be accepted by your blogging peers. The only people you need to be accepted by are us.
-3. I don't care about your boyfriend/girlfriend/husb and/wife. You're better off writing about the bowl of oatmeal you had for breakfast.
-4. If you take another quiz, i'll die. I will melt away into nothingness if you present to me a quiz about what kind of cereal you are.
-5. You don't have to link every single person on the entire blogging community, I know it's a way to attract viewers, but honestly, it's embarrassing.

brutally honest, FF.

and now a word from my brother in arms, the plainclothes man himself.

=http://img52.photobucket.com/... And after that great introduction i must say HI welcome back to your favourite free broadcast that you obviously dont pay attention to. So anywho as my comrade spoke of before, we are ashamed of the poor response to this great blog we started, maybe you arent ready or maybe its just our bad grammer. Well what ever it is get over because this is the best thing since sliced cookie dough because bread is really overrated. But yes anywho continuing on with the theme.

My list of what not to do to in a blog:
1) Obviously don't be me and make a blog with the Fame because no one comes to it. *spiteful tone*
2) Get pissed off and harass a person that we don't know because thats no fun for us.
3) NO MUSIC [I concur with the Fame]
4)Make a blog for your animal!
5) Write about how depressed you are because something dumb happened like your pet hamster died and that because of that you have been thinking about life alot and have decided to kill yourself and then haven't done it because honestly the world would be better off with out you.

Ahhh much better now thats off my chest. So there you have it from us the Plain and the Fame you have read the rules now obey. Anywho my pretty little poodles that read this blog go and promote our little underground blog makes us popular so we have the chance to sell out then dont because we are cooler then lots of sell outish bands and people and all that stuff. Anywho leave a comment, tell a friend, send a question, send in a topic we are all eyes. Im out!
 
Its Trick to Rock around
05.10.04 (1:29 am)   [edit]
=http://img52.photobucket.com/...Welcome back for the main event my precious little poodles. This is the thing you have been waiting for. Over the last 1 post you have witnessed "the Evil Cow" interview a random blogger but this time he's gone straight to the top. Who could he have interviewed you ask? Yes you guessed it the head honcho himself so prepare yourself for the intimate interview with our one and only ROCKY(not the boxer)!!!!!!

=http://img52.photobucket.com/...1. We all know the "T" in tblog stands for T. But c'mon, what's it really stand for?
=http://img52.photobucket.com/...-1) I don't know.

=http://img52.photobucket.com/...2. Can you give complete and utter control of tBLOG to Plainfame? Cause those guys are really cool they got me a new trough for my pen a decent steel one as well. And you dont even have to give them control for ever maybe just a month maybe a fortnight.
=http://img52.photobucket.com/...-2) I'll think on it.

=http://img52.photobucket.com/...3. How long you reckon you can hold your breath underwater?
=http://img52.photobucket.com/...-3) Not long. 30 seconds maybe.

=http://img52.photobucket.com/...4. Linking from the last question if you were underwater that long what would you be thinking and or doing?
=http://img52.photobucket.com/...-4) Counting.

=http://img52.photobucket.com/... well, that was thought provoking *wayne's world* NOT. - look at the lengths we go to for you people! we went straight to the man, though his answers were brief, i commend the two of us for being cutthroat reporters for a day. stay tuned for we will have lots of questions to answer on tuesday for the 2nd installment of the golden cow answering your questions. none of you really care about the characters anyway. when i have a grave, i'll be sure to roll over in it and curse yer names.
 
interview #1
05.08.04 (6:43 am)   [edit]
=http://img52.photobucket.com/... sorry mr. plain. i cannot wait for yer screwy australian time, though i dig the accent. our first interview is with long time fan, virgin blogger TOBIASFUNKE. visit him here. http://tobiasfunke.tblog.com

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1. I like to start with the hardest question. Are you a vegetarian? and if not, why do you eat cows? You think you scare me? If cows had thumbs, the human race would be destroyed ya know. ---

First off, I'd like to thank the Academy of Blogtronics for nominating me for this honor of being interviewed. I'd also like to take this opportunity to forward my own personal political agenda. Viva El Salvador! There, I'm done.
--- There are no scrawny vegetarians in this household! Furthermore, I will personally eat any family member who becomes one. I think it is evil to eat plants, because they could have been peed on by animals. Also, everyone knows that when terrorists blow themselves up, karma makes them get reincarnated as cows. It's our duty as Americans to eat as many cows as we can, and then mail our poo to the families of the terrorists for a proper burial.

2. You know that band, the darkness? I was originally the lead singer but they wanted somebody with worse teeth and vocals, and a more overpowering smell. What do you think of em? ---

---The Darkness should have remained in their name. And even though they are Tony Blair's favorite band, and Tony Blair is the coolest Britian alive, it should be noted that the British have been known to celebrate some pretty stupid bands in their time. Milli Vanilli, anyone? It's true-they were British! That being said, I think the Darkness should get reincarnated as cows. You know the rest.

3. Do you like pork? I like pork its a good alternative to beef don't you think i mean its more like eating human flesh and i would like to eat human flesh but alas i dont have the funding to build myself an army of robotic space parrots to enslave the world. Will you give money to the fund? ---

--- I do like pork, and I do like robots, and I would be happy to contribute to some kind of fund devoted to funding for how we can bring these two things together. However, I do not think we should give the robotic pigs the right to vote or to hold elected office. It's something I consider "seperation of robotic swine and state."

4. Would you be offended if i shot you with a tranqualizing dart then put you into a game of extreme survivour where you have to survive in a pit full of pissed off cobras for one whole day? ---

--- While I am not opposed to the idea of being tranquilized and thrown into said pit of cobras, I do have several concerns.

A. Who will tape Days of our Lives for me? Dr. Brian is about to find out that Jessica's not really his daughter.

B. Am I allowed to bring a scuba diving suit and some snake repellant?

C. You're SURE someone will tape Days?

=http://img52.photobucket.com/... wasn't that just wonderful? remember there's still time to fill that 3rd blogging interview spot. drop us a line if you want in on that sweetness. oh and plain, you can do the next one.
 
announcement of the seige of the blogs
05.06.04 (2:03 am)   [edit]
=http://img52.photobucket.com/... attention people of the blogging universe, it is I god. Just kidding, but i'm up there. I'm here to bring you the big news of the week. My aussie tag along and I have been hard at work doing research in the lab. We've also been eating A LOT of cheetos (the puffy kind) and we know what makes the blogging world tick. GREED! that's right. We know what you want. And we're here to make those dreams come true for a few select bloggers out there. here's what i'm talking about:

Over the next few days we'll be bringing you exclusive interviews with interesting bloggers and maybe even a special guest star. We've already picked a couple so far so if you want in on the prize, drop a COMMENT or a MESSAGE or whatever letting us know that you're just that desperate for attention. The winners will have their short interviews posted each day for the next few days and you'll get an exclusive link on just that 1 post. That's some big time recognition (i see you drooling.) So do ya think you have what it takes to fill the void of the mystery blogger spot? Come and get it.

=http://img52.photobucket.com/... *evil laughter* I am satan because im down here...... ahhh that was terrible but anywho onto whats going on. I havent been eating cheetos as my boy wonder here might of been implying i have been eating more along the lines of giant cookies and chip sandwiches (not the hot chip kind the crisp kind) see Fame i to can use the power of brackets! Anywho Just chiming in to say go in for the competition you wont regret it and im also going to supply a tip.

tip #1 Maybe include a funny picture of you doing something in credibly stupid to impress us or even better yet prove to us how desparate you are by begging.

Well thats all from me my little minions Toodles and enter for the chance of a life time.
 
Speckled with chocolate biscuit
05.04.04 (3:33 am)   [edit]
=http://img52.photobucket.com/... greetings once again and welcome back. i'm quite sure you all missed us and all of that. I can personally guarantee that we've been too caught up in our own cool activities that we haven't missed you. except maybe you there in the back. anyway, aren't you all excited for this week's installment of THE GOLDEN COW? we've received 3 pathetic questions in a week and we're very, VERY disappointed with the apathy presented from you, the viewers. SEND US GOOD QUESTIONS. we answer all. we will give prizes and present rare opportunities to people who participate. so yeah. do it. And now, i give to you. The Golden Cow. =http://img52.photobucket.com/...

1. How do I get my husband to close the Dang CLOSET doors!?!?!? I'd love to know that!

=http://img52.photobucket.com/... Well the fact is you haven't made it fun for him to close it or he has been thinking ahead and realized that it is pointless to do so because you'll just end up opening it again later. Think about it, a good idea i think so. Another simple solution would be to not have doors therefore no closing or opening would need to occur.

2. Who's your daddy?
=http://img52.photobucket.com/... Well, you inquisitive little dog. Actually, you and I are quite alike. Let me explain. I don't really have a "daddy." I am the Alpha and the Omega. The beginning and the end. The light in the dark. And you, you prolly don't have a father either. But that's prolly for other reasons that I'm quite aware of but won't embarrass you for. Did I just insult you in 2 ways? did i call you a test tube baby or something worse? It doesn't matter, that's not the point. The point is: you and I really aren't alike at all. Thanks for the question!

3. Oh Mighty Golden Cow, Why are my boobs so huge??

=http://img52.photobucket.com/... Ahh a question for the ages me thinks. Me thinks it would be from over fondeling whilst growing up and nipple plucking is also a cause for it causes the skin to elongate making the breast bigger.

=http://img52.photobucket.com/... Or maybe you should take those watermelons out of your shirt.

=http://img52.photobucket.com/... Dont make me take the pills i know how much you hate the pills. I can make you go away just like that. But now i feel tired im off to bed.

=http://img52.photobucket.com/...Thanks muchly for your wise answers Golden Cow!

=http://img52.photobucket.com/... Thats ok Abraham thats what im here for *Yawns*

=http://img52.photobucket.com/... For the last time my name isnt ABRAHAM Argh that Golden Cow he annoys me so with his inncessant miss naming. Sometimes I regret winning him in that game of Poker with the Gods sneaky little bastards they are, how am I supposed to know that a Golden Cow was an actual cow made of Gold i thought it was like a drink or something. I wonder what his past is ill uncover it one oh yes i will *evil laugter*. Well anyway thats the latest post from your favourite writing duo and their magical( ?) Golden Cow. Thanks very much for dropping by and come again next time for our inquisitive insight into the world that lives inside our heads (this may or may not appear in the next post)
Dont forget to send in any questions or topics people dont worry we dont bite unless asked.

Well as they say in showbizz BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!!!
 
shopping for blood
04.29.04 (4:13 am)   [edit]
=http://img52.photobucket.com/...Ok people i know you have all been wondering what would The Plain and The Fame do if we were walking along the sidewalk and suddenly in front of us lay $456 whether we would take it and spend it or try and return it or leave it well to answer that. Take it and spend it of course now your wondering what we would spend it on arent you? well you're lucky because today we are about to answer that question that is currently plagueing your mind like a bunch of fat kids in a candy store. Well with no more waiting and teasing here is the answer to your query oh and by the way being the nice guys we are we split the money like civil well dressed civilians of the world therefore giving us a grandtotal of $228 each.

Well me The Plain what would i spend it on? well first of all something to eat maybe a Boost juice and a yiros mmmm yiros *drools* Then after eating that and thinking of what to buy i would have a quick look around at the cd shop buying me the three cds i would really like right now which i will not tell you because you will go buy them to try and be more like me and then i would be pissed off. So anywho onto the spending oh i would go buy my own copy of Donnie Darko i love that movie. Then after the careful thinking of what i should spend the rest on i would end up going to sleep waking up in the morning and buying some nice apple and mango juice then wandering off the spend the rest on random novelty objects and an awesome pinstripe gangster suit with matching dark grey fedora(hat). Well thats all for me over to The Fame Dun Dun DAAAAAAA (he's kinda creepy so i gave him a spooky whats going to happen next sound effect)

=http://img52.photobucket.com/... after running out of the store to show plain my new gangster pin stripe suit i spent all my money on, i decide we'd look ridiculous together wearing matching suits, so i'd take it back. but i'm keeping the hat. after that i'd go out and buy lots of spray paint and go to every greek restaurant in the world and underneath "gyro" i would write "it's ok to pronounce it like how it's spelled. if we wanted you to say YEERO, we shoulda wrote it that way, and the fame apologizes for us." but enough with the mooching off of my esteemed colleague's brain. let's see. after the spray paint that'd leave me with like 200 bux. so i'd take all my friends out to a nice dinner. but wait, i don't have friends. scratch that idea. with the remainder of my money i would finally see my idea put into action. i would genetically create the world's first UNDERWATER MOOSE. he's about 6 inches long and has fins. but he looks like a tiny moose. (genetically enhancing an animal of your choosing costs exactly 200 bux these days) then i'd just become rich from philip (that's what i'll name him) and i'll be even more famous because of that and i'd make my money work for me. my money would rub my feet at the end of the long day, it would tell me it loves me, i would then go for a lap or 2 in the olympic sized pool full of money, then go out back and rake the money that had carelessly blown out the windows of my ginormous, eccentric mansion. this mansion also includes my eccentric millionaire idea of having a mcdonalds type rip off diner inside called "griffdonalds" and the colors are just flip flopped, the yellow over the red. yes *sigh* life would be sweet. and yes, i'd have philip the water moose with me too.

so this brings up the great philisophical question: what would you do with 456 dollars? or in our cases, 228 bux. would you squander your cash on out of style suits and fruit smoothies like my careless counterpart? or would you genetically enhance an animal and take it on tour with you? here, we'll get you started. patent a toaster with a digital timer on it. that way you know exactly how long yer toast is gonna take. you don't just have some vague knob placed somewhere between light and dark. the world will thank you. but i'll be too rich to care.
 
wait till the cows come home
04.27.04 (7:03 am)   [edit]
=http://img52.photobucket.com/... greetings to all. sorry for the delay in the answers to your questions. just blame it all on the plain. anyway, here's our answers to some questions a fan asked. we'll call her "tasty inquisitive girl" and with the answers, i'm sure you get the idea that i'm answering first and my counterpart goes second. so here it is: the first installment of something we like to call "THE GOLDEN COW." don't confuse it with the new chinese food restaurant that just got built across the street from you.

=http://img52.photobucket.com/...

1. What do guys look for in a girl?

well, i generally fall in love with a different girl about every 2 weeks. so i'm just looking for a girl who isn't gonna crush my soul, eat it then regurgitate it back onto my face in a public display of humiliation.

=http://img52.photobucket.com/... im into the "loner chick" the girl that says no stuff it no one here is more interesting then myself or simply doesnt like talking to people who dont share their interests. They have to be fun to be around or else i get bored easily and they have to like music. And umm i dunno go find my 15 points on the perfect girl on my blog somewhere. Oh they have to be female.

2. Why are guys such a$$holes?
YOU ARE, jerk.

Because ummmm uhhh LOOK OVER THERE *runs to next question*

3. Why did you guys combine your blogs?
we figured we were both so incredibly cool that we would blow more minds by "combining" our blogs into 1 super blog for the simple pleasure of blowing more minds than our regular average.

Damn i thought id lost you well anywho we combined blogs to be better then the average since our gigantic charismatic forces are so powerful why not mix them to you know take over the world *shrugs*

4. What do you think of my blog?

i'm sorry, what's a blog again? i'll visit your blog when that guy's through eating a hamburger. "what guy?" you ask.. oh YOU'LL know.

I think your blog is blogtastic BAH *rolls eyes* yeh i enjoyed it it was alright i liked it but it could do with a bit of chili spice it up abit. Maybe a pinch of salt and some basil.
5. What do you think about camping? Good? Bad? Luxurious?

I don't know why god invented camping. this is a horrible act committed by thousands on a monthly basis. you're basically sleeping on dirt, your clothes end up smelling like george burns wore em for a week, and you have nothing to do but watch that fire burn away while the minutes of your life go with it.


HAHA camping the fun time between death and going to hell. Because it can be fun say if you were trapped in a tent that somehow fit a fully functional house inside it and in that house happened to be lots of willing sex slaves (preferebly female for me that is) but no camping is the tool of the devil used to sap people of their need of electricity and the internet. But marshmellows are delicious almost worth the agony.

=http://img52.photobucket.com/... we plan to make THE GOLDEN COW a weekly kinda thing. we're working hard on the artwork (it'll be better, promise.) and the ideas are shooting back and forth. you won't be disappointed. so keep sending us your questions (via private messege) regarding anything you wish to be answered, even if you already know the answer. you'll be receiving more details on the cow plan when we have time. : p.s. sorry for jumping the gun plain. i couldn't wait! i was too excited and broke lots of things.
 
she says what she means
04.24.04 (4:41 am)   [edit]
=http://img52.photobucket.com/... Welcome back for another tantalizing and exciting post by your two favourite bloggers alive and or dead.(if we arent your favourites you have bad taste) Anywho on with the show.

::Drum Roll Sergio(hes our drum roll professional)::

The Topic for discussion will be.............. Labels and what ever pops up in our writting.

To start with i do not like labeling people goth or punk or what not because honestly it makes people sound stoopid and i dont like sounding stoopid but i still do which isnt good but thats another story. Alright back on topic Labels are stupid because everyone is different and blah blah blah but seriously if you really want to label people be funny about it and walk around with little stickers and stick them to people cause seriously how funny would that be. Then put them on shelves and sell them. But no people arent that smart and think that they will just call people names like geeks and nerds and so on. But wow this topic is going nowhere so ill just change it to "Why Reality Sucks Balls" Reality sucks because it isnt fun nothing good happens in reality its all ill war you this no ill raise you one war damn i fold no wait ill use pikachus war attack. Bah heres "The Fame"

=http://img52.photobucket.com/... as you can see, it's me. there's a ME in fame. i have an authentic avatar approved by the surgeon general to assure the public that it's me you're reading. i apologize that you had to sift through the plain's rant about life before you got down to the real goods. don't feel sorry for him either, earlier he demanded i prepare him some type of pie in a mocking tone. he deserves whatever, just for today. but anyway, i like this topic of labeling people. i'm the king of labels. though they're not you're typical labels. and before i tell you some stuff, let me say that i'm very qualified to judge mankind cuz i was labeled as a GOTH KID in school. just cuz i wore a black shirt every day of the week. pft! the shirt was advertising a cool band, i shoulda been COOL MUSIC KID or something. kids can be so mean! . . . . . . . . .
right now i'm going to be telling you all about a class of people commonly referred to as the "emo crowd." you typically find these kids and posers lurking around underground trendy coffee shops and showing up to unground indie music shows. "how can i spot one of these emo kids?" very easy. look for the big, thick (prolly) non prescription glasses. look for the gomer hat with the flaps on the sides. look for torn jeans, old school converse shoes, and to top it all off, an old crazy jacket with personality that hides who they really are. i remember being at a show once with my brother and he said "man, i can't throw a rock in here without hitting someone wearing thick black glasses!" too bad he didn't actually have a rock to throw, cuz these people should prolly be burned alive. "but why... burning people is bad!" you might find yourself saying that. but i can justify why these people need to go. it's very simple. they think they're the coolest shiznit that ever walked the face of the earth while looking down at the pavement with their hands tucked in their tight jean pockets. they feel sorry for themselves (if they're authentic) they think they know their music (nope nope nope) and yes, they stare. i hate people who stare. how's that for a label?

now that you've read that fine piece of work, how do you feel? i apologize if you're one of these emo people or "teenie boppers" that the plainfame can't stand. i don't apologize from us, i apologize for you. it's not people that make labels to put on other people. yer the one who purposefully dresses a certain way or whatever and you just happen to fall into a funny stereotype of society. the cliche advice i can offer: just be yourself. as long as that doesn't involve thick glasses. though i'm admitting now that emo chicks are hot. (i know one *sigh*) it doesn't really matter what we all look like anyway, we will prolly all end up in the same place. you guessed it, that great trendy underground indie music playing coffee shop in the sky.
 
Whos up for Seconds?
04.22.04 (2:30 am)   [edit]
=http://img52.photobucket.com/...welcome back. i know we can be more addictive than your favorite nicotine enhanced chocolate flavored candy bar. do you get bugged by life sometimes? we all do. that's why we've created the world's first list of 7.5 things that bug us. you're welcome.

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1. that one guy in the car next to you who stares.

2. really bad laughs

3. really tall people

4. really short people

5. the food pyramid

6. ultra-shiney teenie bopper pants

7. having to reload pes

7.5 - you

=http://img52.photobucket.com/... Well wasn't that more exciting then your average blog about how your shoes dont match the colour of your finger nails! So stay tuned minions of every kind for the next exciting totally finger clicking goodness of Plainfame where we shall bring you either the answering of a question or the tag teamed assault on a topic of your choosing unless no one sends us a topic in which case we shall make something up that should be just as interesting.
 
in the beginning
04.20.04 (6:35 am)   [edit]
Welcome to Megalomania!

This is a blog created by the most witty and charismatic people you'll ever meet. We, your hosts, are some of your favourite tbloggers. We are

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and

=http://img52.photobucket.com/... Fatalfame )aka the fame(

this would now be the fame writing here. i can confirm this is all to be very true and groundbreaking news in your INCREDIBLE BUSY (why are you here again?) and INTERESTING (i'm sure) lives. i can also confirm that i'm a hunky slab of beef, firm like mutton and twice as tasty. beware for my devilish charm and other things that make me such a role model to all.

this is the beginning, the start of your new life. consider yourself reborn. for the clothes and the fame have teamed up to form a duo more likeable, charismatic, and action packed than jackie chan and chris tucker. don't you just love this big talk up? shall i tell you what to expect? i would, but i don't work for anyone. you'll just have to see, won't you?

(throwing you a bone)

coming up: the top 7.5 list, perhaps a comic (also perhaps a picture of the week), 2 sided bashing on various topics, reviews, hot lists, an exclusive interview with cnn's wolf blitzer, then story time followed by a tasty graham cracker snack and a short power nap.

we have spoken.

=http://img52.photobucket.com/... Well its actually been mostly "The Fame" talking it up in here i did a little of the intro but here is my two australian not worth very much non existent cents. (by the way its "The Plain" as i was labled before hand) Anyway as he has said there will be everything but a kitchen sink cause we dont really need one because its not like we live inside this very blog. But anyway stay tuned for our great Tag Team assaults on Questions that YOU can ask US. Yes thats right get first hand advice on anything you want unless its rather pointless and we don't care about it so make it good. Now welcome to Megalomania enjoy your stay.

Now We Have Spoken!